Hackers break into Ryan Giggs pants.

CAPTION THIS:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2002432/Ryan-Giggs-seek-therapy-sex-addiction-bid-save-marriage.html
In a last ditch attempt to save his failing marriage former squeaky clean footballing sensation Ryan Giggs is to seek therapy for an apparent case of 'sex addition'. He has said he has agreed to undergo the therapy after news of the affair with Imogen Thomas (Somebody off big brother) and Natasha Giggs (His brothers wife not his sister, although that may have made this more interesting). According to 'Stacey' Ryans wife "Ryan has an illness and needs help","Natasha is a liar" and "He never loved Imogen so its ok". At the same time Ryan Giggs is reported to have paid his brother a quarter of a million to stay silent. Meanwhile a friend of a 34 year old van driver claims "The last thing Ryan wants is more sex secrets to come out".

http://kotaku.com/5810939/the-latest-victim-of-the-account-hacking-horde-is-epic-games
Before it was Sony being hacked then the NHS well today news has broken that game companies Epic Games (founders of the gears of war franchise) and Codemasters (They make racing games) data has both been compromised.
http://www.zdnet.co.uk/blogs/mapping-babel-10017967/codemasters-hit-by-hack-data-compromised-10022709/

In spirit of football and people needing to be woken up abit (Ryan Giggs wife) heres a bunch of people getting hit in the face by footballs.

China to go to war with Google, Obama condoms are illegal

Morning all,

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/8558665/China-threatens-Google-over-hacking-claims.html
So today two of the world super powers are going to war, Google and China.. kind of anyways.
Chinese officials have warned Google that "its business could suffer" if it (Google) continue to suggest that Chinese spies have been targeting the emails of US State employees. My guess is as good as yours as to what they are trying to imply by saying  that Googles "business could suffer".

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/05/31/Man-arrested-for-selling-Obama-condoms/UPI-48301306857611/
An older story here but ones that i found rather humourous, a Man has been arrested for selling condoms labelled Obama Condoms "THE ULTIMATE STIMULUS PACKAGE" .. thats actually what is says on them. Jose Andujar was arrested for selling the condoms and police say it was his third arrest for unlicensed "peddling" this year and has become well known in the area for his politically theme slogans including "It's the election, erection for your protection" and "It's the ultimate stimulus package for hard times." 
The State Supreme Court justice had previously ruled that Jose did not need a official permit to sell the condom however police have said that they will continue to arrest the subject pending the outcome of the city's appeal.